i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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