i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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