i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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