Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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