the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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