I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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