I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Can you bring me the toilet please
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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