You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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