i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
