so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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