Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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