What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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