If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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