She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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