I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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