I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
wow bdsm is so cute
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