i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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