I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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