"it" just moved
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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