nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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