it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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