We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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