found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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