Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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