Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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