omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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