Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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