I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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