Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
