No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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