And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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