Buhtt sex?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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