He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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