He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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