Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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