no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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