Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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