On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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