We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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