have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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