I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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