with your own penis?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
These tits shall not be calmed
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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