You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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