return my video game
no, he came in my armpit
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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