Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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