I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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