is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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