To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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