If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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