Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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