There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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