I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
