Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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