Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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