I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
she peed on how many people?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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