I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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