dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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