it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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